Make him look Good

So I've come to the realization that my man needs help! Yes, mija the man needs help. So about a month ago, we were on our way to my college amigas wedding. We are almost out the door when I realize, he is more wrinkled than a sharpei puppy! Oh common! Get your mind out of the gutter nena, I mean his shirt and pants!!! LOL I was furious!!! Really? Your going to go to a wedding looking like that? Aye no! Initially when we first got married my thoughts were, I am not about to spoil this man by being his little wifey slave like the Latina's from my grandmother's generation. Oh no! But....I've realized that by him not looking good, it is a reflection of me not looking good. And we can't have that now. He is like my accessory, so to speak. So yes mija, I have caved in and realized I must "make him look good". And if he is peeped by other muchachas, then....I've done my job, because he looks good. And if he is peeped by muchachos, then....maybe I've gone too far. LOL So from here on I have made it my mission to "Make him look good." And here is my exact plan to

"Make him look good."

Rule #1: Make sure he matches!

Rule #2: Make sure he is well ironed. (Now don't spoil him too much. He's got his own little manitas to iron his ropa with.)

Rule #3: Make sure he is well groomed. This means haircut, shaved and for some of them eyebrows plucked at least to get rid of the unibrow.

Rule #4: Make sure he smellls good. Can we say deodorant and a little bit of cologne? Hello!

Rule #5: Drag his hiney to the gymn with you. Even if he goes kicking and screaming, nena! I'd like for him to meet his grandchildren one day. Que no?

Rule #6: Make him a "man bag." Put this "man bag," in his car. Stock it with a few essentials for emergencies. For example, travel size deodarant, travel size cologne, placards, toothbrush, toothpaste, and gum.

And this is my plan to "Make him look good," and at the same time be a Super Sexy Modern Latina!

Besitos!